When it comes to sex, there are two types of people: the ones who keep it vanilla and the ones who want to throw themselves into the wildest, most daring fantasies imaginable. We spoke to 10 Nigerians who belong to the latter category, and their sex bucket lists will have you clutching your pearls or taking notes.
Bayo*, 28
Every time I watch movies where people sneak off to have sex on a train, I get jealous. It’s so risky but also exciting. Sadly, Nigeria isn’t big on trains, so I’m still holding out for a holiday in Europe to tick this one off my list.
Carol*, 25
Don’t judge me, but I’ve always had a thing for authority figures. I want to dress up as a naughty student and have my man ‘discipline’ me in his office. Bonus points if we’re in a school-like setting. Someone please rent me a classroom.
Dayo*, 30
Blame all the horror movies I’ve watched, but I want to have sex in a haunted house just for the thrill. Something about being surrounded by creepy vibes and thinking a ghost might be watching? Weirdly hot.
Rukayat*, 27
I’m not even a fan of flying, but I’ve always wanted to have sex in a plane bathroom. The space is tiny, but the adrenaline rush would be worth it. The only problem? I’d need a private jet because Nigerian planes are too cramped for that type of risky life.
Tochi*, 33
I really want to experience a public orgy. I want to be in a room full of consenting adults doing whatever they want. Something about the chaos of it is appealing. I blame all those Hollywood movies I’ve been watching for introducing me to a vibe I might never experience. But, fingers crossed.
Gloria*, 29
I’m obsessed with thunderstorms, so I think having sex under one would be so exhilarating. Imagine the rain pouring down, the thunder rumbling, and the sky lighting up with lightning while you’re going at it. I need a rooftop that’s private enough. I also need to get my money up to afford one such home in Ikoyi.
Chike*, 26
I know people talk about car sex, but I think it’s overrated. See, there’s something oddly sexy about Lagos Danfos. I want to have sex in one while it’s parked in a quiet spot. And I mean real sex, not the ‘we’re almost there’ kind of sex people have in regular cars. I’ve had a mini session with a stranger on a bus ride once, but I want to do the real stuff.
Teni*, 24
It’s not enough to shake my ass on a yacht in Dubai. I also want to be in the middle of the ocean on a luxury yacht, completely alone with my partner, and go crazy. There’s something about being surrounded by water and knowing there’s no one else for miles that’s so freeing. It almost happened once, but we chickened out for some reason, which I don’t remember.
Femi*, 32
A 24-hour sex marathon won’t be bad. Imagine dedicating a whole day to nothing but sex—no phones, no distractions, just vibes and orgasms. Of course, I’d have to take breaks to eat and rehydrate, but it’s been on my bucket list for years.
Nneka*, 28
This might be the riskiest thing on my list, but I want to have sex in a hot air balloon while it’s floating in the air. I don’t know how it’s possible without falling off, but I’m determined to figure it out. The closest experience I’ve had to this was a quickie on the balcony of a skyscraper.
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