QUIZ: How Proud Are You?

You get to the bank at 3:00 PM, there’s a ridiculous queue that might not let up until past 4, what do you do?

Leave. You’ll come tomorrow

Wait 10 minutes, then leave if the queue stays the same

Keep a space on the queue then find somewhere to wait it out

Wait on the queue and listen to music to pass the time

Beg someone to let you go in front of them

Correct!

Wrong!

You’ve been at a wedding for 30 minutes and no one has come to take your order. What do you do?

Leave. The DJ wasn’t popping anyway

Attempt to bribe a server to bring food for you

Sneak somebody’s small chops on the table

Wait and hope someone hears your stomach growling

Make severe eye contact with any one eating/serving

Correct!

Wrong!

What’s your go-to reaction when a customer service agent moves mad?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Is it because I decided to use this useless company?

Why can’t you people just be reasonable?

Can we, please, sort this out amicably?

Try to reason with them, they’re probably having a rough day

Correct!

Wrong!

Your phone works perfectly right now, but the new iPhone drops and all your friends get it. What do you do?

Join them and order yours STAT

You already pre-ordered with them. Duh

Nothing is wrong with your phone, you’re keeping it

Unlooking because, which money?

*Adds new iPhone to wishlist*

Correct!

Wrong!

How do you prefer to travel?

First class only. No basics over here

Business class is my fave

I am sha getting to my destination

Anyone I see, I take

Economy got me

Correct!

Wrong!

They get your order wrong at your favourite restaurant the third time in a row. What do you do?

Shout the whole place down

Give the manager a piece of your mind

Tell them to take the plate away and refund your money

Eat the food as long as it’s edible

Attempt to see if you can get a discount first

Correct!

Wrong!

How would your friends describe you?

Not to be messed with

Cool, until you’re annoyed

Level-headed

Very calm

Brain touches a little bit sometimes

Correct!

Wrong!

You give a cashier ₦1000 for something costing ₦350. They say there’s no change. What do you do?

Let them have the rest, everyone could use a little help

Find ₦50 and tell them to check if they have a round figure to complete it

Ask them to check in the next shop

Patiently wait until they find your change

Stare them down until they find your change

Correct!

Wrong!

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