Snapchat
“At least, we’re not OnlyFans�
“You can now cheat in peace�
“Watch your sins disappear�

“Leave your happiness at the door�
“We’re all human, but sometimes, we turn some people to Tiger gen”

“Where all your parents’ Whatsapp BCs come from�
“We have all your embarrassing throwback pictures�

“Feed your delusions�
“Pretend you’re creative�
“Steal and call it inspiration�

YouTube
“The university that never strikes�

Netflix
“We’re just an excuse to commit sin�
“The chill is silent�

“What is real life?�
“You will buy something by force�

“For family and friends�

TikTok
“The cure for depression�
“You want to be productive? LMAO!�

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