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  • Just Imagine: If Nigerian Universities Had Honest Slogans

    Nigerian university slogans are full of lies. Our versions show their true colours.

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    University of Lagos

    鈥淵our graduation year is just a suggestion.鈥�

    鈥淔or the pursuit of second class upper because A is for God鈥�

    University of Ibadan

    鈥淲e鈥檙e older than the Nigeria that鈥檚 been showing you shege. What do you think we鈥檒l show you?鈥�

    University of Ilorin

    鈥淲e say 鈥楤etter by far鈥� but we really mean 鈥楤etter by stress鈥欌��

    鈥淪truggle to get in; struggle to get out鈥�

    鈥淔orget what you heard, we strike harder than thunder鈥�

    鈥淲elcome to a life-long abusive partnership鈥�

    Obafemi Awolowo University

    鈥淔or learning and suffering鈥�

    鈥淵ou think you like BDSM? Think again.鈥�

    Covenant University

    鈥淵ou think you have rights? LMAO鈥�

    鈥淓ven if you call us a prison, we鈥檙e still the best one鈥�

    Lagos State University

    鈥淎t least, you鈥檙e in Lagos鈥�

    鈥淒on鈥檛 get too attached to your school fees. People change鈥�

    Babcock University

    鈥淪truggle today, struggle tomorrow, struggle till you graduate鈥�

    Crawford University

    鈥淔orget the cute name, there鈥檚 a church service every day.鈥�

    Redeemer鈥檚 University

    鈥淚n God we trust. Everybody else must bring money鈥�

    Ahmadu Bello University

    鈥淔orget the education. Come for the connections鈥�

    University of Port Harcourt

    鈥淔or those who love living dangerously鈥�

    University of Benin

    鈥淭he peak of your terrible life choices鈥�

    鈥淵our life will flash before your eyes鈥�

    Unviersity of Nigeria

    鈥淲here Nigeria itself learned how to dish out shege鈥�

    鈥淔 is our favourite letter. It鈥檒l be yours too鈥�

    Afe Babalola Univeristy

    鈥淔or the bragging rights鈥�

    Usman Danfodio University, Sokoto

    鈥淚f the stress doesn鈥檛 melt your brain, the sun will鈥�


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