17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Nollywood

1. The tweet about Nollywood auditions.

*auditions in Nollywood*
Director: Are you a good actor?

Person: yes

Director: then we don't need you……next!!
— consigliere ³⁵ (@moyodre)

2. The tweet about Nollywood love.

It's like if they've not visited a boutique in a Nollywood film or sipped juice through straws, they're not yet in love.
— T. Rânkïn' (@AfroVII)

3. The tweet about Nollywood homes.

That time Nollywood movies will use people's houses but would forget to take down their family portraits.
— kecy francis-anosike (@ShutUpKecy)

4. The tweet about Nollywood prostitutes.

That girl is chewing gum? She must be a prostitute – Nollywood
— consigliere ³⁵ (@moyodre)

5. The tweet about Nollywood breakups.

Why do people in Nollywood films always have their luggage packed ready to move out?
— T. Rânkïn' (@AfroVII)

6. The tweet about Ahmed and his ‘clock bomb.’

https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/644441188012027904

7. The tweet about Nollywood flashbacks.

https://twitter.com/_Kinebudder/status/551098928095961088

8. The tweet about Nollywood flashbacks inside Nollywood flashbacks.

When there is a flash back inside a flash back.

Nollywood
— MakingTheRightNoise (@Adesola_AU)

9. The tweet about Nollywood jazz.

https://twitter.com/SageSeid/status/631510045235277824

10. The tweet about Nollywood witches.

It's only in Nollywood that policemen will go and bust witches inside their coven and arrest all of them.
— OG Waheedi. (@gboukzi)

11. The tweet about Nollywood demons.

https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/614381400725319680

12. The tweet about Game of Thrones.

It was only a matter of time before Nollywood embarrassed us all
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota)

13. The tweet about Nollywood phone calls.

Man is calling twitter. Only in Nollywood
— S. O (@Salmaaa_O)

14. The tweet about Nollywood men.

It's only in Nollywood that man will carry ashewo to a hotel to smash and end up ministering the word of the Lord to her.
— Premium Babe (@OriginalMgbeke)

15. The tweet about Nollywood deaths.

Only in Nollywood movie that someone will die when the gun pointed at them did not get fired. Lol
— SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 (@Sisi_Yemmie)

16. The tweet about Nollywood ghosts

Nollywood will not kill me,how can an actor die wearing ankara and his ghost comes back wearing jeans abi boutique dey for heaven ni ?
— Gboah Tv (@Officialgboahtv)

17. The tweet about Nollywood HIV tests.

https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/537642407282884608

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