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  • School Might Be a Scam, but Not if You鈥檙e Nigerian

    Not to cosplay as your Nigerian parents, but you actually need school as a Nigerian. Here鈥檚 why.

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    If you鈥檝e experienced Nigerian lecturers and universities teach stuff you鈥檒l never use in real life, you might agree with the widely popular 鈥渟chool na scam鈥� slang. 

    However, as a Nigerian, you simply can鈥檛 do without school. Here鈥檚 why.

    You鈥檒l be poor

    This is Nigeria, where degree holders still earn 鈧�80k. What kind of chance do you think a secondary school certificate holder has?

    Not everyone will blow as an entrepreneur or musician

    If you don鈥檛 succeed at being the next WizKid or Dangote, at least you can still dust your certificate and enter the labour market. If not, refer back to my first point. Like the Yorubas say, 鈥淭here鈥檚 more than one road to the bank 尘补谤办别迟鈥�.

    Two words: Nigerian parents

    Think about it. Which mouth do you want to use to tell your parents you want to drop out? Even if you think school is a scam, they don鈥檛. And they鈥檙e always right. Better carry your book.

    You can delay adulting for a bit

    If you deep it, ASUU strikes are merely protecting you from the inevitable. At least, you can say you鈥檙e a student and attract helpers much longer. Once you drop 鈥渟tudent鈥� from your name, it鈥檚 over.

    And even make money

    Lie that you haven鈥檛 used school as a front to get more money from your parents before. It鈥檚 giving, 鈥淲e need to pay Photosynthesis fee鈥�.

    You might actually learn something

    Your luck can shine and you might actually use your education and degree to blow in the future. How will you know if you don鈥檛 try?

    It could help you achieve the Nigerian dream

    And by 鈥淣igerian dream鈥�, I mean japa. Now that countries everywhere are banning Nigerians from getting vacation visas, efiko scholarship visas may be your only hope. 


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