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  • 15 Nigerian Political Parties We Are Sure You’ve Never Heard Of

    It’s not just PDP and APC.

    We were doing some research and to our surprise, APC and PDP are not the only registered political parties in Nigeria. According to INEC, there are actually 68 registered political parties! We are pretty sure you鈥檝e never heard of these ones.

    All Blending Party (ABP)

    From the name, you鈥檒l already know these ones came to play. What does All Blending Party mean?

    Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party (ANRP)

    Is this a political party logo or the logo for a Yahoo boy鈥檚 side hustle?

    All Democratic Peoples Movement (ADPM)

    I like how they鈥檝e already packed themselves inside bus. They聽better keep driving until they reach Cotonou, because we don鈥檛 want them here.

    Citizens Popular Party (CPP)

    These ones had the liver to put 鈥榩opular鈥� in their party鈥檚 name. Why tell such lies?

    Freedom and Justice Party (FJP)

    鈥楩reedom and Justice鈥�, as if any Nigerian politician knows the meaning of those words.

    Green Party of Nigeria (GPN)

    I like how there鈥檚 a hand telling us 鈥榶our father鈥� in their logo. At least they are straightforward.

    Independent Democrats (ID)

    If we put all Nigerian politicians together in a room we are pretty sure none of them can spell 鈥業ndependents鈥� or 鈥楧emocrats鈥� but there is a political party called Independent Democrats?

    Justice Must Prevail Party (JMPP)

    Is there anywhere in this country that justice prevails?

    Masses Movement of Nigeria (MMN)

    These ones what to use 鈥榳e the people, for the people鈥� to deceive us. Stay woke, they are all the same.

    National Conscience Party (NCP)

    I鈥檓 pretty sure we all know that if there鈥檚 one thing all Nigerian politicians lack, it鈥檚 conscience.

    New Generation Party of Nigeria (NGP)

    Just look at these wicked people that don鈥檛 want us to progress as a country. How can they use hand fan as their logo?聽So they are praying for us to never have light?

    National Rescue Movement (NRM)

    It took a bit to convince me this is a political party. What鈥檚 the bee doing there, please?

    Re-build Nigeria Party (RBNP)

    Please, there is nothing to rebuild we need to start from scratch. We have to lay foundation again.

    Socialist Party of Nigeria (SPN)

    So there are people who are socialists in this country?

    Young Progressive Party (YPP)

    So there is a Young Progressive Party in this country and Buhari is still president. Wawu.

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