As we all know, Nigerian women don鈥檛 cheat, they only step out to catch their breaths. As a Nigerian woman myself, I鈥檝e taken time out to explore the main difference between the main boyfriend鈥檚 penis and the side guy鈥檚 penis.
1. Side Guy’s penis is 鈥渨e shouldn鈥檛 be doing this” penis and the sex is always better
Sex that鈥檚 like stealing meat from your mother鈥檚 pot in the middle of the night is the best. The adrenaline rush when you have sex with a man that鈥檚 not your man is perfect. It鈥檚 a good way to get fresh air. Even the Bible agrees that stolen waters are sweet and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
2. Main Boyfriend鈥檚 penis is not so big, but it’s comfortable
Boyfriend penis is a reliable penis. It鈥檚 not too big or too small. It鈥檚 the type of penis that gets work done when work needs to be done. The only downside of boyfriend penis is getting too used to it. It doesn鈥檛 make your eyes roll to the back of your head.
3. But Side Guy鈥檚 penis is big!
See, the side guy鈥檚 penis is very big. Infact, it鈥檚 so big, it can . Side guy penis isn鈥檛 the kind that you get every day, except you have plans to harm yourself in the long run because of too much greed. Side guy鈥檚 penis can dash you nine orgasms in one day.
4. Hidden gems are the best gems
Your side guy is a hidden gem and so is his penis. Hidden gems are best kept a secret before someone comes to steal what is yours. The joy alone can give you micro orgasms even days after the seks. Gives you a guilty pleasure to always look forward to.
5. Side Guy will fuck you like a slut
Stepping out to catch your breath and get some fresh air is a good opportunity to get your legs swung from side to side. Your side guy is going to put his big penis to action and fuck you like a slut.
6. Side Guy always has time on his hands
Not judging them o, but maybe the reason side guys always has time on his hands is because being a side guy is his full-time job. But who cares? Their joblessness is to your advantage, it means his penis doesn’t get tired.
7. Side Guy鈥檚 penis comes with repercussions
The side guy鈥檚 penis is very good but sometimes has harmful repercussions. It鈥檚 only good for a short period of time and best enjoyed in small quantities. Don鈥檛 get carried away and try to make your side guy鈥檚 penis your main penis. You鈥檒l cry hot tears and no one will listen to you.
